fill my soul with vomit,

[camden]

i am camden,
in case you couldn't tell.
(because my username is sooo cryptic).
sebenteen ye-uhs owld.
i live in california, and i'm very white. in a tan sorta way.
camden is actually my middle name. i use it on forums like this.
i love celebrities. so i basically worship perez hilton.
this one time i was at a stop light, and Brody Jenner was right next to me. i almost peed my pants.
and this other time i met Travis Barker at Disneyland. he's scary in person.
i miss queer as folk. it was a really good show, even with the butt sex scenes.
oh, i'm really hetero. i have a shirt that says 'i am not a lesbian' and i wear it to parties with my theatre geek friends.
yes, i'm a thespian but not a thespian lesbian.
'thespian' means 'actor', by the way.
i also love doing improv comedy.
and michael ian black.
no, no, no. i just love him, not...oh, nevermind.

rom-coms are good.
i love 40+ actors.
harrison ford, robert downey jr., morgan freeman. they are all sexy.
better than shia the buff or whoever else you kiddies like.

[vekpire]

Then ask me for a piece of gum??

[camden]

bitter and dumb you're my sugar plum!
yes!
i have found another ludo fan!